Two men are in police custody after their "Cheech & Chong” type excursion landed them in jail. The dynamic duo could have possibly made it to their destinaiton had they not smoked some of the 20 pounds of marijuana they were trafficking, and then called the police on themselves.

Traveling from Las Vegas, NV to Bozeman, MT the 22 and 23-year-old men, with a reportedly “nice" pitbull in tow, made a stop on the side of the road in Rexburg, Idaho, where they then called 911 because they felt unmarked police cars were following them. *SMH*

Read the call to the 911 dispatcher below, courtesy of EastIdahoNews.com.


Ayala-Dolitente: Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.

Dispatcher: You got caught doing what?

Ayala-Dolitente: Ahh…okay. Um…We kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.

Dispatcher: Ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: And, yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.

Dispatcher: Ok…um….

Ayala-Dolitente: Yeah…if you could call one of them. I don’t know. It’s getting cold out here man. I just want to get warm and just get on with this whole thing so…

Dispatcher: Ok. Where you at right now?

Ayala-Dolitente: University Boulevard right next to the gas station and Applebee’s. All your buddies are around us so if you could help us out that’d be great.

Dispatcher: Ok…alright. Is it just you or is there anybody else with you?

Ayala-Dolitente: It’s me and my buddy that I brought with me and then we have a dog that we were gonna bring back to it’s owner but…

Dispatcher: Oh ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: She’s a really nice dog. She’s not mean. She’s a pitbull…

Dispatcher: Oh…cool.

Ayala-Dolitente: She’s really cool in the car. She could just some food too.

Dispatcher: Ok. What was your name man?

Ayala-Dolitente: It’s LeLand.

Dispatcher: Leland…okay. Hold on just one second okay. Stay on the phone with me.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.

(speaking to Sward) He’s a nice guy.

Want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?

Dispatcher: Do you guys have any guns or weapons or anything on you at all?

Ayala-Dolitente: Nope we don’t have any of that stuff with us. Just a bunch of snacks and stuff.

Dispatcher: Alright. I just wanna make sure. They’re just curious.

Ayala-Dolitente: Yeah, yeah. We tried walking away from the car a couple times and that didn’t work. We tried waving them down and that didn’t work so I don’t know what’s going on here.

Dispatcher: Ok. I do have one of my marked units. He’s on his way over there so he’s on his way to meet you.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.


Rexburg police reportedly arrived on the scene to both men standing with their hands behind their heads. The 20 pounds of marijuana was stuffed into the dogs portable kennel, and placed on the sidewalk, said the news site.

Both men were charged with “one felony count of trafficking marijuana.” Get details of their sentencing and charges, and more, by clicking the link below. Yes, there’s more…

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