He goes by the name of Riak and he hails from Africa.  And when you watch his video, "How You Want Me To," he will make the rapper you hate the most seem like a genius.  Part of it may be because he can barely speak English.  But the rest of it will be because no matter what language he makes up, he's the worst rapper ever.  Ever.  If you think I'm kidding, see for yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I decided to help you out by posting the version of his video that someone subtitled.  I promise you, it doesn't help, either way.  Even Riak can't figure out his own lyrics -- see how lost he looks trying to lip-sync to his own flow.   You won't be able to make any sense of his gibberish over that killer beat he's laying down from what sounds like a $15 Toys-'R-Us keyboard.  Check it out:

If you made it through this entire video I applaud you, and if you did I'm gonna guess that you're still laughing right now, or you're extremely confused by what you just heard. I won't bother apologizing for putting you through this painful video, because I figured if I had to suffer through it, why not pass it on to the good folks who read our wonderful site as well.   FYI: I'm laughing and shaking my head, literally...