Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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Janet Jackson, Chic Snubbed for 2016 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction
The 31st annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees have just been announced, but one name seems to be mysteriously missing from the list.

Drake’s ‘Hotline Bling’ Video Accused of Plagiarism, Again
"While I am truly flattered to learn that Drake f---ks with me," artist James Turrell says he didn't give permission for the video's virtually-identical images.

Ellen DeGeneres’ Nicki Minaj Parody Deemed Racist by Many
The skit, shot like a '90s sitcom, shows a black family with butts so absurdly large that they get in the way of everyday functions like walking around without knocking things over. That's it. That's the whole joke.

T.I. Backtracks, Says He + Iggy Azalea ‘Speak Without Having to Speak’
T.I. might have recently implied that he has personally and professionally parted ways with Iggy Azalea, but now he's saying his words -- which are immortalized on video -- were taken out of context.

‘Scandal’ Season 5 Is Still Trying to Make Olitz Happen
Scandal will continue in its current tradition of tossing aside its more interesting aspects to play up one of the worst romantic relationships of all time

Chris Brown Gets ‘Punk’d’ on Series’ First Revival Episode
The new version of the show premiered last night (August 18), and its first victim was Chris Brown.

Mariah Carey Shades Reality TV Stars
Mariah Carey doesn't understand the point of fame without merit.

Columbia House Finally Aware That No One Buys CDs, Declares Bankruptcy
Mail-order music and DVD retailer, Columbia House, has officially filed for bankruptcy in 2015 — which means they've stuck around for longer than we knew.
Bill Cosby Ordered to Give Deposition in Sex Abuse Lawsuit
Bill Cosby has been ordered by a Los Angeles judge to give a deposition in accordance with a civil lawsuit brought against him for sexual abuse.

Mariah Carey Previews French Montana ‘Infinity’ Remix on Instagram
Mariah Carey posted two videos on Instagram of her and French Montana truly enjoying the fruits of their labor.

Spotted In the Studio: Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber?
A Mariah Carey/Justin Bieber collaboration might be in the works, everybody.

Trevor Noah Is Making Changes to the ‘The Daily Show’
Trevor Noah plans on making some big changes as part of his permanent hosting gig on The Daily Show.