Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
McDonald’s Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window to Help Herself
Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.
Oh, Sweet Deliciousness, Hidden Valley Is Selling a Keg of Ranch Dressing
Your holiday eating is about to get so much better.
Man Whips Out Gun When McDonald’s Runs Out of Egg McMuffins
You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.
Steph Curry, LeBron James Lead 2017 All-Star Athlete Halloween Costumes
They get dressed up every time they play, but athletes are just like the rest of us -- they like to wear costumes on Halloween, too.
Gordon Hayward Suffers Gruesome Broken Ankle in First Celtics Game
His first game as a Boston Celtic had a horrific ending.
This Lucky (And Very Rich) Woman Just Won the $758 Million Powerball
Talk about having good fortune.
Coke Zero Is No More, Being Replaced With Coke Zero Sugar
RIP to a popular soda.
Survey Reveals the Exact Age You’re Too Old to Go Clubbing
When you hit this number, the calendar officially flips to "old."
Man Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It’s NBD
If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
2-Year-Old Is Alarmingly Super Chill in a Bounce House
Toddler plus bounce house equals one crazed kid, right? Well, not always.
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads Did
We can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.