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CPSB: Every Potentially Threatening Situation & Lockdown Reported
Since the first day of school, the Calcasieu Parish School Board has issued eight statements regarding potentially threatening situations and/or school lockdowns.
Lamar University Students Dive From Overpass Into Floodwater
Some students at Lamar University were caught on video using one of the overpasses near campus as a diving board. Probably not a great idea.
Check Texas and Louisiana Road Closures in Real Time
Here's how to check on ongoing road closures due to substantial flooding from tropical depression Imelda.
Ridiculous Report Recommends Bonkers Air Conditioner Settings
In the heat of summer, we can only cool down by getting just so naked before someone calls the cops, which is where air conditioning comes in. The EPA disagrees.
What They Don’t Want You to Know About License Plate Cameras
There are cameras are going up in SWLA that will automatically fine you $200 for driving uninsured. But there's a more sinister side no one's talking about.
Barbe Dismissing Early On First Day Of School Due To Power Outage
According to a Facebook post from the Calcasieu Parish School Board, Barbe High School will be releasing students at 10:00am this morning, due to a power issue with Entergy.
Corporate Provides Hilarious Hurricane Procedures to Local Branch
This feels 100% accurate.
The 5 Stages of Hurricane Season Grief
It doesn't matter if it's a tropical storm or a full-blown cat 5 hurricane, it's always the same. We go from Denial to Acceptance in 3.5 drive-thru daiquiris.
Louisiana Ranked “#1 Best State In America” In Scientific Study
Sure, we had to make up our own study using our own metrics, but what do you want from us? It's just science, y'all.
I-210 Bridge Update – Phase Two Complete, Eastbound Open One Lane
The eastbound side of the I-210 bridge opened one lane overnight in preparation for closing the westbound side of the bridge.
The Flip-flopocalypse Is Upon Us, Louisiana
The most recent controversy tearing families apart in Southwest Louisiana regards a flip-flop left in the road. We can get through this, y'all. We will rebuild.
Yeah, That ‘Is Your Food Fake Or Real’ Video Is Nonsense
Don't trust anything on the internet, especially if you found it on social media.