Over the weekend R. Kelly kicked a fan out of a concert at Nokia Live Theater in downtown Los Angeles. Kell's didn't do it the traditional way and simply call for security, he sang it. R. Kelly actually started singing "security" over the microphone at some point due to a fight that broke out between 2 women who were fighting over a seat. Check out video of Kell's calm yet hilarious request for security, via song.

I'll wrap up with a line from R. Kelly's hit record Thoia Thong, "You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell up outta here!" I'm surprised he didn't end her dismissal with that line, I think it would have been a fitting ending to his hilarious request for security.