Digital Managing Editor, indefatigable stepdad, and inventor of nothing useful
Corporate Provides Hilarious Hurricane Procedures to Local Branch
This feels 100% accurate.
The 5 Stages of Hurricane Season Grief
It doesn't matter if it's a tropical storm or a full-blown cat 5 hurricane, it's always the same. We go from Denial to Acceptance in 3.5 drive-thru daiquiris.
Louisiana Ranked “#1 Best State In America” In Scientific Study
Sure, we had to make up our own study using our own metrics, but what do you want from us? It's just science, y'all.
I-210 Bridge Update – Phase Two Complete, Eastbound Open One Lane
The eastbound side of the I-210 bridge opened one lane overnight in preparation for closing the westbound side of the bridge.
The Flip-flopocalypse Is Upon Us, Louisiana
The most recent controversy tearing families apart in Southwest Louisiana regards a flip-flop left in the road. We can get through this, y'all. We will rebuild.
Yeah, That ‘Is Your Food Fake Or Real’ Video Is Nonsense
Don't trust anything on the internet, especially if you found it on social media.
Vintage Louisiana Postcards
We didn't think it was right that Louisiana didn't have some of those great old postcards to entice new visitors to our fine state, so we made our own.
Why The Kroger On 12th Street Matters To Lake Charles
Losing this Kroger will mean losing so much more than a grocery store. We’ll be losing a vital part of our community, and it will be missed.
The “Zipper Merge” Is Social Media Nonsense
Should we use the zipper merge? YES. It's the best way to keep traffic moving. Will the zipper merge ever catch on? NO. People ruin everything.
Highly Classified School Cancellation Decision Flowchart Leaked
EXCLUSIVE: We've uncovered the confidential flowchart school districts across the country use when deciding whether or not to cancel school
The Culinary Nightmare of Stock Image “Gumbo”
We fell down a rabbit hole of stock images, where every picture of what they call gumbo was worse than the last. Somebody hold us. We need a hug.
I Accidentally Started a Sandwich War
Should a multilayered sandwich be named based on the number of "technical sandwiches" it contains, or on how many pieces of bread it uses?