Paraplegic Man Steals Car From Dealership

A Florida man who is paralyzed from the waist down stole a car from a dealership on Wednesday. With a little help from a salesman who was just doing his job letting the man get a feel for the car, the wheelchair-bound car thief reportedly got into a white 2009 Pontiac G8 at a Ford dealership in Ocala.

After locking the doors, and using a collapsible cane to work the gas and brake pedals, the 28-year-old suspect sped off from the dealership. Authorities pursued him for 50 miles across three counties before finally saying, "F**k Dat B***h" (I'm joking, they didn't say that).

When authorities finally caught up with the man, he was spotted trying to refuel in a neighboring county.

He is facing a possible charge of grand theft auto. Too much GTA maybe?