Step Aside Croc Spurs, Croc Balls Are Now a Thing
Last month, I ran across a Facebook seller offering 3-D printed spurs you attach to the back of your Crocs. As much as I hate this non-fashionable foam footwear known as the Croc, I have to admit adding spurs to them made them look less awful. Everyone went crazy for them, and suddenly you all needed spurs.
I woke up this morning to an email from Tom. Ol' Tom one of our big corporate guys who handles our digital stuff. He's one of those guys high enough who could probably blink and fire me, so if he's reading this, "Hi, Tom!"
He sent me a link to an Etsy store named DaddysToyDrawer. Don't get ahead of me, it's not what you think. Apparently, being sold inside of the toy drawer are now 3-d printed male genitalia for your Crocs. I honestly don't know if I can say genitalia on our website, but I just said it twice. (Hi, Tom!)
Just like the spurs, these little guys attach to the back of the Croc strap and have a loop to swing from as you strut your stuff down the aisles at Walmart. They come in a variety of colors, including glow in the dark. It's biodegradable plastic, so your nuts are good for the environment as well as showing off your testicular fortitude.
Grab your very own set for $21.40 and just let them swing away as you show off how fashionable your Crocs truly are.