10 Things SWLA Dads Really Want for Father’s Day (But Probably Won’t Say Out Loud)

Finding the perfect Father’s Day gift can be tough—especially when most dads aren’t out here dropping hints or circling things in catalogs like it’s Christmas. Truth is, what most dads really want can’t be wrapped up in a box. It’s not always about the price tag—it’s about the thought, the time, and the love behind it.

So before you grab another mug that says “World’s Best Dad,” take a look at this list of 10 things dads actually want for Father’s Day. From laid-back moments to practical goodies, these are the things that hit home every time.

 “10 Things Every SWLA Dad Really Wants for Father’s Day (In His Own Words)”

1.) A Solid Nap Without Being Asked to Fix Something
Look, I love y’all, but if I could just get one afternoon without hearing, “Babe, the sink’s dripping again”—that’d be great.

2.) A Meal I Didn't Have to Cook, Kill, or Grill
Whether it's boudin, brisket, or a burger from my favorite spot—just let me sit down and eat it while it's hot.

3.) An Hour of Peace and Quiet (Yes, That’s All I Want)
I’m talking no calls, no questions, no “Dad, look at this TikTok.” Just me, a recliner, and the sound of absolutely nothing.

5.) Some Recognition—Like, a Genuine “Thanks, Dad”
Not asking for a parade, but maybe a little love for hauling y’all to ball practice, killing spiders, and paying for all that data usage.

6.) A Gift Card to Somewhere That Doesn’t Smell Like Lavender
Home Depot, Academy, or a gas station with good boudin. Just not another “spa kit,” please. I ain't tryna exfoliate.

7.) Something for My Hobby (Y’all Know I Like Fishing, Right?)
New tackle, a good flashlight, or even a weekend at Toledo Bend. I promise I’ll act surprised.

8.) One Day Without Having to Decide What’s for Dinner
If I have to answer “What do you want to eat?” one more time, I’m putting Frosted Flakes in a gumbo pot.

9.) A Sentimental Gift... That’s Not a Craft Stuck to a Paper Plate
I love your macaroni art, I really do. But maybe this year, get me something with a photo, my name, or a funny message that doesn’t involve glue.

10.) Time with Y’all—On My Terms
Let’s watch a game, go fishing, or just ride around with no destination. No selfies, no schedule—just vibes.