This has to be the saddest excuse for a security guard I’ve ever seen. He had one job, and he couldn’t even break up a fight between two teenage girls.

At about 7 seconds into the 24 second video, the guard asks one of the girls to let go and if she wanted to get locked up. Those questions were met with a swift response of “I don’t care.” It’s apparent these girls are out for blood, and that the guard may want to consider switching professions.

As the teens continue to squabble over only God knows what, the security guard just can’t seem to keep a grip on them, as one of the girl continues to pursue the other for a fight that ends up with them grappling in the grass. As the security guard struggles to pick himself up, he takes a tumble back into the grass, which is met with laughs from the girls behind the camera.

Ratchet-ness at it’s finest... *SMH*

Check out a clip from Ice Cube’s “Next Friday” where Craig and Day Day are arguing over their role as “Top Flight Security of the world!” It makes the video above that much more entertaining to watch.