Cop Arrests Woman for Stealing Three French Fries from His Plate

Don’t ever touch a police officer’s food, or you could go to jail. No, seriously.

According to the Washington Post, a Maryland woman was arrested for stealing three fries from a police officer who was dining at a restaurant on U St. The police report listed the woman as charged with second degree theft. The crime? Appropriating a “French Fried Potato.”

The officer reportedly warned the 26-year-old woman when she approached him and initially ate one of his fries, but she continued to eat them.

Absolutely hilarious, but I can’t say that I want someone just walking up and putting their dirty hands in my food.