Naked King Cake Baby Too Hot For Facebook
According to kingcakesnob.com, a Facebook post they made recently was flagged and banned by Facebook for "excessive nudity."
The post in question featured a photo of a group of king cake babies, which everyone in Louisiana knows are made of hot, naked plastic. This all proved too intense for the Facebook censors, who informed the site that their post, "includes an image or video depicting excessive skin or nudity, which includes medical diagrams depicting external organs of reproduction, breasts, or butt."
Since the king cake babies don't show any "organs of reproduction" we can only assume they took issue with the bare bottoms of the little plastic infants.
Let this be a warning to everyone eager to post about Mardi Gras this year: Facebook ain't playin' around with nekkid baby butts, y'all.