Are Beards as Dirty as Toilets? A New Study Says Yes [VIDEO]

Everyone knows from time to time I (Big Boy Chill) like to grow out my beard, not quite like the guys on Duck Dynasty or rapper Rick Ross, but I’ve gotten pretty close. A recent study conducted by a news crew in New Mexico swabbed bearded volunteers to discover just how dirty a beard is. It hurts me to report that they allegedly have poop in them.

I’m a pretty clean guy, but I’ll be damned if a swab of my beard turns up traces of feces. I shampoo my beard. You have to love and care for your beard. Seriously, don’t laugh at my obsession to maintain a beard as soft as a bag of cotton balls. The ladies love a man with a beard, but I’m not sure how they will feel about them now, considering there may be poop in there. We’re doomed gentlemen!

Below a picture of my brother and I a few months ago before we chopped out beards down.